What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a doll's favorite car?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?