What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How was the wedding?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do horses say to greet each other?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?