What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?