What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What country has the most fish?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?