What's a forklift?
Food.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which cats have the best manners?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a small mom?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do insects learn at school?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do German dogs sleep?