My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What sports are both plant-based?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?