Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What cartoon character loves insects?
When does a horse talk?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?