What bird is always sad?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?