What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?