You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do you get kids to do something?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How are teens like cats?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?