How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a small mom?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the computer cold at work?