What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which fly makes films?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?