What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?