What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are stones so good at music?
What game do mice love to play?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
When should you start writing a book?
What vegetables make the best music?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?