What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which family member is always relieved?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?