What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do birds threaten one another?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?