What fish only swims at night?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How long do chickens work?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?