What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are skunks always so depressed?