How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What game do mice love to play?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?