Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?