Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the bud so shy?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you eat on July 5th?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do billboards talk?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
When is a baseball player like a thief?