What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do ships always get stuck?