What did people say when the baker went crazy?
She's off her Betty C-rocker.
What's a bat's favorite game?
I'm not a bad putter.
When do mice play every day?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What does winter fat turn into?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?