Which parent knows if you are running late?
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What was the first animal in space?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
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Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
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