What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?