Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How much does freedom weigh?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?