Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What game do bats excel at?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?