Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the cat so small?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?