What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?