What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What game does a rabbit always win?