What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What animal loves Indian food?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a duck's favorite dance?