Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do kittens go to school?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the biggest ant in the world?