Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?