Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?