What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?