What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the confused bee say?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do trees keep as a pet?