What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the echo get detention?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why is summer always sad?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What are you studying in math?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?