Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?