Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?