What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.