What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do elves learn in school?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?