What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What tea do footballers drink?