Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?