Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do cows wear bells?
What nationality are most fish?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did March say to the madness?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do you care for a sick bird?