Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is a king's favorite weather?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a thieving alligator?