What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?