My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?