Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?