Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?