Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?