Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?