Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?