How do billboards talk?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do you take sick ponies?