Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?