What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the barber win the race?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How is cat food sold?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?