Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Can February March?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's the beach's favorite movie?