What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How does the sun listen to music?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?