What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?