What type of car do planets buy?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a tire's stance on economics?