What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?