What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?