What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do cats wear to work?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which dogs love to study science?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do nosey peppers do?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?