Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do insects learn at school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?