What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is the definition of Robin?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?