What do you call an artistic dog?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?